Wednesday, October 17, 2007

The Most Wonderful Story of Osstin

Osstin was quite a happy little lad who lived in the land of Blombtuckerton. One day, as he was walking through the field, singing a happy tune, a Rather Large Man with a Big Trenchcoat on approached him. Osstin felt that his presence was quite odd, and therefore kicked him in his "special place" as his Mummie called it. Sure enough, Mummie was right! The Rather Large Man fell to the ground screaming the Words That Shant Be Said and coughing up rather copious amounts of blood. Osstin stared for a moment and went on his merry way. As the sun fell on the little town, Osstin skipped merrily home to have a glass of delicious Orange Juice. Just then, Osstin's Mummie walked over to Osstin and tied him to the chair. She then forced a funnel into his mouth and made him eat pork and beans for the next 3 hours.

The End

Moral: Even though your Mum may have good advice, she might snap at any moment or perhaps even give you an awful name.


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