Friday, February 10, 2006

Where's the crazy old fat guy?

You may be wondering why I have so many blog entries and the crazy old fat guy has seemed to disappear... Here are my theories.
1. He stepped into an alternate dimension.
2. He found Religion
3. He was attacked by Cher
4. He lost his spatula rack
5. He listened to a political speech and died from stupidity
6. He choked on his applesauce
7. He fell off a cliff and the speed at which he fell because of his immense girth caused him to create a sonic boom which transported him to Mars where he met a cute Martian chick named Zelda, a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches.

Well those are my theories, but remember I did not, I repeat, did not shove a liposuction hose into the fat crazy guy and leave him there! That is not what happened.
~Your friend, the Taco Bell dog.
~Stupidity is like nuclear energy, it can be used for good or evil, and you dont want to get any on you.


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