Friday, February 10, 2006

Soy un peardy-dor (Random Story 8 continued)

Hello this is Bevin again. Well after all my packing (my autographed glow in the dark snorkel and my vast collection of Paula Abdul records) I got ready to get on the plane. Ive never been on a plane before and it was pretty cool, except that I was sitting between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor, and the in flight movie was Ernest goes to Camp. Oh yeah and the turbines exploded and we went into a death spiral and crashed into the Nevada desert. I was the only survivor because only I had my tray table up and my seat in the upright and locked position. Well I crawled out of the twisted burning fuselage and made my way to the Vegas Quality Inn.
(Next time: Bevin goes to the casinos)


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