Friday, February 10, 2006

My day thus far (Stupid Story 1)

Today in the land of magical spatulas and boiled shrimp: I enjoyed dancing with Donald Trumps hairpiece, I made some chocolate covered bread, Made a full size statue of Jamie Farr out of jello. I also Belched the Constitution. Other points of interest: A large Albanian woman wanted to sell me a lifes supply of duct tape. My grandmother got stuck in the toilet and we had to use butter to get her out. Angry Weasels, cheese, and a box of odor eaters; need I say more?

~yours the funky flapping potato


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