Tuesday, February 07, 2006

The Merry Mashed Potato Man (Random Story 5)

The following takes place between 3:41 and 4:00.
Events occur in real time.

Once upon a time there was a man named Jondrette, which is a really bad name for a guy. But one day as he was eating his dinner, the gravy bowl suddenly fell over on his lap, which is a sensitive area, and transformed him into the superhero, The Merry Mashed Potato Man. He was a really boring superhero though because all he could do was make mashed potatoes out of anything. I mean what use is that? Kinda like Batman... But anyway... He went to his job, which was selling propane and propane accessories but he turned everything into mashed potatoes, even his boss' duodenum. So, shunned and downtrodden, he decided to become a lunch lady... well, not a lunch lady per se, but you know, a cafeteria worker.
Moral: If you want to get superpowers, spilling gravy on your crotch is not the way to go about it.
~ Signed, your friend the toasted meat man


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